I guess the title says it all really. Anyone who reads this, I know, also reads Barstool and this was the Wakeup Chick this morning, Elle Basey. Apparently she is some English model or something. All I know is that she is hands down the most ridiculous chick I have ever seen. I mean, she puts every other chick to shame. I am sorry if I offend any of the girls I know that read this(sorry Hamilton), but you know I am right. All I wanna do is have my own personal pants off dance off with her. Thank you Lord for putting this girl on this planet, WOW.